Football Updates

-- SI cover boy Brett Favre retires. ESPN covers it like a war, Favre booster Peter King sheds a manly tear, and Green Bay is about to learn whether or not it was a good idea to let Aaron Rodgers ride the bench for so long.

--The Browns did pretty well in free agency, and even swiped a guy from Jonathan's team.

-- No one likes Matt Millen.

--Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

That is all.