Opening Pitch

It's baseball season! While the first game was last night, today is the official "Opening Day," and it's a nice thing to come home to, especially as it's snowing-- yes, snowing-- in Cineville right now. But not even the inclement weather can spoil the crack of the bat. Why, it's such a magical day that I turned on ESPN's coverage of the Yankees-Orioles game to disover Vice-President Joe Biden chatting with baseball 'analyst' Joe Morgan...and for at least five minutes, neither of them said anything inane.

If that doesn't prove the miraculous power of baseball, nothing will.