...Because authenticity is so bourgeois.
Of course there's profit in orange stealing! That guy's just not thinking big enough.
Bill,Tell me about it. I lived in Florida for a longtime, and we had a vast network of criminal, orange-centric activity going on. It was like GOODFELLAS with flip-flops, man.
See?? That guy's like Carlo, and the flip-flop people you knew were like Sonny. Granted, things turned out badly for both of them, but that's crime for you.
"Today's the day we take care of all family citrus."
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