Why, Jonathan-- I'm shocked-- you don't enjoy the sped-up vocal mannerisms of Alvin and the boys? Have you no soul? At the very least, I think we should appreciate the surrealism of the christmas gifts-- I love the idea of a big box having nothing in it but a toothbrush, and the weird narcissism of giving your 'children' a signed photo of yourself as a gift.
Actually Jonathan I take it all back. You're right. Alvin and the Chipmunks have absolutely no value in my world. And the Gators cannot compare to the grandeur of the Gamecocks.
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Urge to kill growing.
Why, Jonathan-- I'm shocked-- you don't enjoy the sped-up vocal mannerisms of Alvin and the boys? Have you no soul? At the very least, I think we should appreciate the surrealism of the christmas gifts-- I love the idea of a big box having nothing in it but a toothbrush, and the weird narcissism of giving your 'children' a signed photo of yourself as a gift.
Actually Jonathan I take it all back. You're right. Alvin and the Chipmunks have absolutely no value in my world. And the Gators cannot compare to the grandeur of the Gamecocks.
Cinephile (aka you know who)
p.s. urge to be mischevious growing.
Glad to see you've come around.
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