What Would Clemens Do?
There are a number of ways to respond to the Mitchell Report's revelations of steroids abuse in baseball. You could take the local angle-- how will this hurt my team? You could gnash your teeth once again about the degradation and corruption of sports. You could ponder the double standards of ESPN, who've spent years chasing down Barry Bonds stories, but whose Solomonic wise men spent yesterday cautioning us to not rush to judgment, to let the facts come out, to let players speak (you know, now that one of those players is the sainted Roger Clemens).
Or, you could just read a funny blog response.