...Because authenticity is so bourgeois.
Say, wasn't there some coach at some school once (I'm thinking maybe Florida or South Carolina) who said FSU stood for Free Shoes University? Nah, I must be remembering wrong.
See, how can you not love Spurrier after remarks like that? I also love his line about Tennessee and going to the Citrus Bowl (the SEC consolation bowl): "You can't spell Citrus without the 'U' and the 'T' ".
And after Auburn's athletic dormitory burned down and the student athletes had lost all of their school books and supplies: "The real tragedy was that most of them hadn't even been colored yet."
Oh and let's not forget - when asked why he thought Petyon Manning was staying his Senior Year instead of going pro: "He probably wants another Citrus Bowl MVP."
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